I don't have them or pictures of them, but I made the girly a ring and a Pervy Jesus!® Starter Kit.
The ring was made out of a quarter. Took a hammer and banged on the edges until they flattened out, drilled a hole in the center, filed the center, filed the outside, sanded it, and gave it to her. There was also an incident with a blowtorch, but I'd rather not talk about that.
The Pervy Jesus!® Starter Kit was made out of a plaque I found at Goodwill of an overly enthusiastic Jesus hugging a lamb. I taped a piece of cardboard so it jutted out to the left, glued a pad of Post-its to that, and slid a Sharpie marker into the cardboard structure. Basically, the idea is to write the perverted things it looks like Jesus would be saying. Examples:
"Hey baby, wool ain't the only hair I like by my mouth."
"My cross ain't the only thing made of wood."
"Want to be the fourth thing nailed tonight?"
"If you think this shepherd's staff is big..."
This was most similar image I could find online except mine's way more creepy.