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Hilarity 2.0
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Uhm, move this please :)
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Jesu Christo!
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Achewood. All of it.
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achewood is fucking fantastic but it doesn't really hit its groove until 2003 or so. I have a friend that says he always introduces people to the "meet nice pete" storyline, which seems pretty reasonable.
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This is part 8 of 8 in a "pixel art tutorial" that's done in real time, and is narrated with such gems as, "I'm not really too good at, uh, um, highlights on like dark hair." Oh yeah, it's about an hour and 20 minutes long. Also, this is related.
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Ha ha David, I really enjoyed your "and is narrated with such gems as, "I'm not really too good at, uh, um, highlights on like dark hair."". There was some real life laugh out loud-age going on. Also, am I the only one who wanted to scream at the artist to use the fucking fill bucket?
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Also, am I the only one who wanted to scream at the artist to use the fucking fill bucket?
No, not at all. I mean seriously.
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I've been one-upped majorly.
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for some reason i'm DYING for a bread sandwich
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O.O
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Are you saying that if I consume large amounts of whole grain breads, I'll become ripped, and sexually attracted the making of said bread?!
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thats what i gathered
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Laser sound effects will also accompany any act of setting things down.
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Maybe Dats Youwr Pwoblem Too
by Jim HallAll my pwoblems
who knows, maybe evwybody's pwoblems
is due to da fact, due to da awful twuth
dat I am SPIDERMAN.
I know. I know. All da dumb jokes:
No flies on you, ha ha,
and da ones about what do I do wit all
doze extwa legs in bed. Well, dat's funny yeah.
But you twy being
SPIDERMAN for a month or two. Go ahead.
You get doze cwazy calls fwom da
Gubbener askin you to twap some booglar who's
only twying to wip off color T.V. sets.
Now, what do I cawre about T.V. sets?
But I pull on da suit, da stinkin suit,
wit da sucker cups on da fingers,
and get my wopes and wittle bundle of
equipment and den I go flying like cwazy
acwoss da town fwom woof top to woof top.
Till der he is. Some poor dumb color T.V. slob
and I fall on him and we westle a widdle
until I get him all woped. So big deal.
You tink when you SPIDERMAN
der's sometin big going to happen to you.
Well, I tell you what. It don't happen dat way.
Nuttin happens. Gubbener calls, I go.
Bwing him to powice, Gubbener calls again,
like dat over and over.
I tink I twy sometin diffunt. I tink I twy
sometin excitin like wacing cawrs. Sometin to make
my heart beat at a difwent wate.
But den you just can't quit being sometin like
SPIDERMAN.
You SPIDERMAN for life. Fowever. I can't even
buin my suit. It won't buin. It's fwame wesistent.
So maybe dat's youwr pwoblem too, who knows.
Maybe dat's da whole pwoblem wif evwytin.
Nobody can buin der suits, dey all fwame wesistent.
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http://music.metafilter.com/2380/Punch-Em-In-The-Dick-NSFW-lyrics
I've actually known of this for a couple months, no idea why I didn't post it.
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^^got any other links youre holdin out on us cow??
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that was pretty fricken good.
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no more links, my bookmarks were wiped when I had to format my hard drive for reasons
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That's what happens when you look at too much porn, Cow.
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hey I don't-
well, I may be looking at porn as I post this, but this is not representative!
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http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?viewkey=bdf400df34e41b93636a
Yeah, it's like that.
Also best comment:
There I was, I'd just gotten her pants off, and I'm about to go diving in the fish pond, when BLAMMO! I suddenly realize that HALF HER FUCKING VAGINA WAS GONE!!!
"WTF?!" I yelled, "where the fuck is the rest of your pussy?!" She just rolled up into a ball and began sobbing. "I had sex before us, before we got married... I'm... I'm so sorry..."
Well, sorry didn't bring her pussy back, did it?
Premarital Sex: It Eats Half Your Burger.
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Awesome.
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lmaooooooooo
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