sure you're ken! haha thats good.
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unfortunate ad placement
EDIT: also this: http://www.theonion.com/content/video/bratz_dolls_may_give_young_girls
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"Haha. Ive created a new account just to post this:
I have a funny story, which I probably should not share at all with Reddit, or really anyone. I work freelance 'in the industry', and one of my clients did some of the Pepsi spots which are on air.
During the initial treatment, the advertising agency which won the Pepsi contract for the re-design sent over the design guidelines and a presentation on the design process of the new logo.
I happened to be able to overhear a conversation regarding the new logo, and actually had to interrupt because ive never heard a discussion over anything so ludicrous in my life.
I happened to nab a copy of the PDF, and have to share it. It really hammers in the stereotype of Advertising in general, and the complete idiocy that goes in to marketing. I really suggest reading till the end. It just gets better and better.
Thus I present to Reddit: THE PEPSI GRAVITATIONAL FIELD:
http://bunnitude.com/misc/files/pepsi_gravitational_field.pdf"
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What the fuck just happened in that pdf?
... i feel confused...
Also, am i the only one who thinks that's an uglier symbol too? If this isn't a hoax anyways.
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The most unwanted music is over 25 minutes long, veers wildly between loud and quiet sections, between fast and slow tempos, and features timbres of extremely high and low pitch, with each dichotomy presented in abrupt transition. The most unwanted orchestra was determined to be large, and features the accordion and bagpipe (which tie at 13% as the most unwanted instrument), banjo, flute,...
...tuba, harp, organ, synthesizer (the only instrument that appears in both the most wanted and most unwanted ensembles). An operatic soprano raps and sings atonal music, advertising jingles, political slogans, and "elevator" music, and a children's choir sings jingles and holiday songs. The most unwanted subjects for lyrics are cowboys and holidays, and the most unwanted listening circumstances a
re involuntary exposure to commercials and elevator music. Therefore, it can be shown that if there is no covariance—someone who dislikes bagpipes is as likely to hate elevator music as someone who despises the organ, for example—fewer than 200 individuals of the world's total population would enjoy this piece.
The Most Unwanted Song -
Oh my god! No waaay. I can't believe what I just heard. Somehow, I love it though.
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wtf@pepsi
how did such inane thinking lead to such a nicer design model for their brand
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I love this site.
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I went to my girlfriends house and we had a microwave dinner, just cause we didn’t want to cook or order anything. Later my stomach hurt from all that junk, and i had to take a big crap. I broke the most important rule, NEVER TAKE A CRAP AT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS HOUSE. i took my crap and all, and i was sitting there all relieved. Come to find out she ran out of toilet paper, and it was a real dirty crap. I didnt want to not wipe, and i didnt want to ask for more toilet paper (that’d be embarassing) so i looked around for magazines. All i found on top of the toilet was the bible. I figured, it being 500 pages or something, that she wouldnt miss a couple of sheets.
I’m a horrible person."
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"Commissioner Kenneth Mayfield, who is white, said it seemed that central collections "has become a black hole" because paperwork reportedly has become lost in the office.
Commissioner John Wiley Price, who is black, interrupted him with a loud "Excuse me!" He then corrected his colleague, saying the office has become a "white hole."
That prompted Judge Thomas Jones, who is black, to demand an apology from Mayfield for his racially insensitive analogy."
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Fuck man. Political correctness has ruined the natural flow of things.
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Haha, I love that last video. And the Holmes one. Good finds.
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